Family Values Theater

showme-destruction:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

“Th-that was my mom. He– um, he died. M-my uncle… he died.”

“That’s terrible, sweetie. Take off your blouse.”

“I’m not— I’m not sure about everything… anything, really, but he was in an accident. In a car. Accident.”

“Oh no, I hope he didn’t suffer. And the bra, too, genius.”

“Didn’t I— what?”

“I said that I hope he didn’t suffer. And told you to get your fucking tits out.”

“Yes. No. I mean— he didn’t suffer. She said it was… instantaneous.”

“Was anyone else hurt? Now the pants.”

“Christina. She— mom said Christina was in the car with him.”

“Is she going to be okay? Those panties are ugly, by the way; get rid of them, or I’ll set them on fire with you in them.”

“Pl-please, no, not now. Can we, please? Not? This is just not—”

“I asked how Christina is doing. I didn’t ask for your opinion.”

“Yeah. Okay. She’s in the hospital, on a machine. There’s— I guess there’s swelling or whatever, in her brain.”

“Poor baby. They’re doing amazing things with head injuries these days, so I’m sure she’s going to get better. You, meanwhile, just keep getting worse. I can smell your cunt, way over here.”

“Should I– do I need to shower or something? Now?”

“I wish, but no, I don’t have the time. And no shower will ever really get you clean, will it?”

“I… no, you’re right. You’re always right. I’m sorry I stink.”

“You should be; you really should. So, do they know what caused the accident?”

“They don’t. Or Mom doesn’t, at least.”

“What does that mean?”

“I feel like– it feels like I should be on my knees.”

“It’s that sort of keen insight that makes me wonder how you can be such a constant disappointment.”


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I hate getting wet to shit like this

My favorite kind of mixed review. I love throwing a woman’s libido into a pit with her dignity and watching them fight it out.

Goal achieved

tinydoll:

when @bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls tells you that you look good 😏

I’ve been in this corner of Tumblr for what, three years now? And in that time, I don’t think I’ve told more than ten different chicks that they’re hot. Maybe twelve.

It’s a sickness, really. The more someone wants to be told she’s pretty –the more she expects it– the more I want to deny her. I routinely take this behavior to absurd lengths, to the point of alienating some honestly spectacular pieces of ass by adamantly refusing to give them their due. 

For better or worse, @tinydoll has figured out how to game the system. Which apparently amounts to little more than continuously sending nudes and then whining until I relent.

Persistence and pouting: two talents that can take a girl anywhere.

I just saw someone getting shamed for reblogging me. And I’ll be honest with you: I like when a girl takes a hit in my name. Nothing makes a man feel more like a god than a woman who subjects herself to scorn in praise of him.1 That’s damned sexy girling, that is.

But wow, it is bizarre watching someone espouse feminism while lambasting a woman for something a man wrote.

Incredibly hot, but still bizarre.


  1. Just imagine how Kevin Federline must have felt during the salad days.