Dunno why, but I find it weird you’ve never had a one night stand…

Dunno why, but I find it weird you’ve never had a one night stand – has the right person never come up, or were you never looking?

storyofasub:

I just really care so much more about how someone can mentally turn me on, get in my head, own me, turn me into their perfect girl.

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Do any of your girls legitimately have a bedtime set by you?

Do any of your girls legitimately have a bedtime set by you?

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Pinky’s the only one with a sleep issue that would benefit from a bedtime, and hers is mostly caused by short-term allergy meds. The rest are gonna snap awake with nightmares after a few hours, whether I put them to bed at 9pm or midnight.… Read the rest “Do any of your girls legitimately have a bedtime set by you?”

are there any things your girls have in common? (besides you, of course!)

are there any things your girls have in common? (besides you, of course!)

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Bits and pieces. They almost all lean left politically, but they’re only intermittently political. They’re mostly little old ladies in twentysomething drag… they’re generally befuddled by the latest cultural trends, their grasp of current technology is akin to that of a random grandma, and with the exception of Pinky, they get up before the sun and tend to fall asleep a couple hours after it goes down.… Read the rest “are there any things your girls have in common? (besides you, of course!)”

Can you tell us about how the name Puddles came about? What’s the story…

Can you tell us about how the name Puddles came about? What’s the story behind that?

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Someone isn’t keeping up with the show, I see.

Puddles’ origin story is pretty standard. She’s obsessed with pee. Not just pee, but, like, the whole urinary tract.… Read the rest “Can you tell us about how the name Puddles came about? What’s the story…”

I wrote to you last weekend ish for the first time confessing my corruption…

I wrote to you last weekend ish for the first time confessing my corruption and I just wanted to tell you the universe has provided me with someone so lovely and unexpected. He will never be you, but I am so happy that I found someone local to me who I can explore with and be happy and useful for.

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Are you watching Love Island this year?And/or any ultimate fave contestants over the years?

Are you watching Love Island this year?And/or any ultimate fave contestants over the years?

Are you watching Love Island U.K. this year?

And/or any ultimate fave contestants over the years?

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

I am indeed… I’m always behind by a few eps, but we’ll be watching S10E25 tonight.

I’ve gotta admit, it’s been a terribly disappointing season so far.

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Are you watching Love Island this year?And/or any ultimate fave contestants over the years?

Are you watching Love Island U.K. this year?

And/or any ultimate fave contestants over the years?

I am indeed… I’m always behind by a few eps, but we’ll be watching S10E25 tonight.

I’ve gotta admit, it’s been a terribly disappointing season so far.… Read the rest “Are you watching Love Island this year?And/or any ultimate fave contestants over the years?”

i used to think i was into older guys, but i’m very frustrated. they…

i used to think i was into older guys, but i’m very frustrated. they all have the same problem of falling asleep after i make them cum. which means i never get to! it’s not fair! do you have any suggestions for fighting off them falling asleep or making them last longer or something?

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search “because i liked a boy” on YouTube and maybe youll be interested in…

search “because i liked a boy” on YouTube and maybe youll be interested in Sabrina Carpenter. Olivia’s album was all about how her boyfriend dumped her for a prettier, older, more experienced girl and that girl is Sabrina.

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I’m assuming this is the same boy from “Vampire”, too?… Read the rest “search “because i liked a boy” on YouTube and maybe youll be interested in…”