As a true child of the internet age, her influence is deep rather than wide. Jenna Jameson was more of a household name at her DVD-powered peak, while Hugh Hefner and —I’m being generous here— Larry Flynt kept entire generations buying magazines and hiring attorneys.… Read the rest “Sasha Grey has been an incredible influence, don’t you think?”
You need to remember you’re dealing with two things: a person and a line.
The person is very much focused on chemistry… he likes a pretty face and hot body as much as anyone, but both are meaningless if a girl can’t do as she’s told and make his life better.… Read the rest “Do you seek out a certain body type in your partners or is chemistry all that matters?”
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Lord Arlington sat in his pickup —slumped against the driver’s side door— as he idly tapped the lit cigarette that dangled from his outstretched hand. He watched the ash fall as his rage boiled.… Read the rest “You remind me of this guy named Lord Arlington from an erotica I used to read all the time”
… Read the rest “Not sure if this question is crossing the line, and if it is—I sincerely apologize and please ignore, but do you think motherhood/pregnancy is overrated?”My friends can’t wait to have kids, and our culture seems to hype it up, but the potential of a “destroyed” vagina, a “ruined” body, and possible loss of satisfying sex life just really makes me question whether it’s worth it or not.
…but it would just mean the world to me if you told us what your sign is or even just the element like fire water earth or air
Let’s just say that I get older in the summer.
The Artist Formerly Known As Idiot the Younger brought back gifts from her trip to Australia, so I’ve got a candle holder with a kangaroo cutout, a boomerang with kangaroos painted on it, and an empty jerky box that once contained, well… for the sake of sensitive souls, we won’t go into what the box contained.… Read the rest “Do you own anything from other countries?”
I really don’t. But it’s not any of my business what random women do with their faces, and besides… I’m an old man with questionable vision, so if they don’t look like someone glued sea anemones to their eyelids, I’m likely to overlook it.
Nah, but then, I don’t have many “first times” to my credit. When I was young I was exclusively into older chicks, and while that’s flipped around today, I generally prefer girls who’ve done enough to know what they can take.… Read the rest “Have you ever eaten a girl out for the first time? how did she react?”
You tell me. The girls who’ve been particularly close to me over the last eight years, in no particular order:
With that said, despite what the list implies: I don’t actually care much about tits.… Read the rest “do you generally see yourself gravitating towards a certain “type” in terms of physical attributes? If so, what is it?”
The first time I made a girl squirm at work was 1990. She was fifteen years my senior, and had a husband in prison. She’d been flirting with me for quite some time, and I guess I was feeling bold.
I came up behind her while she was standing in front of a low wall, talking to a couple of our co-workers on the opposite side.… Read the rest “I’m at work and the bar is so dead today ive been scrolling through your blog. I’m so squirmy 🙈I can’t wait for my shift to end so I can edge myself stupid”
