do you like smart girls or dumb girls?
I like girls who are smart enough to understand what I’m saying, and dumb enough to do as they’re told.
I like girls who are smart enough to understand what I’m saying, and dumb enough to do as they’re told.
Usually.
And that’s the point.
Age isn’t just a number. You’re not mature for your age. He’s not young at heart. If you don’t actively want to be molded and manipulated by an old man who treats you like a child and wields his power to recast you in a form that suits him, then you’re doing it wrong.
I’m not sure there are any unwritten rules. I mean, I’ve spent years documenting my thinking right here, and I have several little acolytes who make a habit of compiling my extemporaneous conversational mutterings like personal scripture… so if I’ve thought it, it’s probably written somewhere.… Read the rest “What is an unwritten rule that you always abide to?”
… Read the rest “you got an anon earlier that asked about how to make herself cum/not being…”…able to feel her fingers, and i figured i’d maybe drop this in ur inbox for her bc i know what she means about the fingers thing — most folks can’t get off fingering themselves. it doesn’t feel like much, kind of like tickling yourself?
A cunt I know —I say “I know” in the sense that I know her mind better than she does, but that’s a low bar to clear—said that she was feeling good about herself this morning. So I sent her a video of a girl with a body so unbelievably perfect that it merits sonnets and songs and a round of applause that trails it wherever it goes. … Read the rest “You’re not very mean anymore you know? You’ve gone a little soft”
My practical advice is simple: get used to it.
One of the first warnings I give anyone becoming close to me is: “if this has to end, we’ll end it in a grown-up and reasonable fashion— but for you, it’s not going to be over when it ends.”… Read the rest “do you have any advice on getting over men like you?”
I’m old, and can take compliments as they’re intended.
Use what you have… some of the shit you hate about yourself could be among your strongest attributes.
It may offend your expectations or sensibilities, but you owe it to yourself —and everyone else— to develop that shameful muscle and put it to doing useful work… there is no trophy at life’s end for Girl Who Best Hid Her Creepy/Annoying/Problematic Characteristics From The World.… Read the rest “What’s your go to life advice”
What are we calling “Gen Z” in this context? Do Lana Del Rey and Lorde and Tove Lo and First Aid Kit count? If so, then there are a number of contenders.
If it needs to be late 20teens stuff, though? Fuck, I dunno.… Read the rest “I think you mentioned sometime back that you watch Tik Toks, do you have a favourite gen z song?”
It’s been 40 years, and I still say Satan totally won the fiddle battle in “The Devil Went Down To Georgia.” It wasn’t even close. That song is pure anti-Devil propaganda.
Bonus take: Lucias Cray may have been a greedy old man, but I wish his ghost nothing but the best in defending his lost treasure from interlopers.… Read the rest “Controversial Cold Take”