Are you prepared to be a harmonious part of a bouquet?
And when I pluck your last petal, will your final words be “I love you” or “I love you not”?
Someone is privately insisting that the “daisy” position is already occupied, and in the spirit of such a bold self-appointment, I’m going to allow this naked Nellie Bertramism to play out and see what happens.… Read the rest “I wanna be your daisy 🥺”
Never leave to chance the declaiming of your heart.
Thanks but I’m not an young lady, I’m in my 50s.
That just means you can afford nicer flowers.
And if a half-witted twenty-five year old can be a little girl, you can be a young lady.
I’ve answered versions of this question a couple times, but I keep forgetting one very important influence:
Eric Bogosian.
Go watch Oliver Stone’s Talk Radio. Bogosian spends two hours steadily descending into madness and despair behind a microphone, and I’ve watched every embittered, explosive minute of it, dozens of times over.… Read the rest “Enjoy your writing lots. What books have influenced & inspired your writing?”
The ones that make me feel like a dumb horny little girl who just needs to be abused by mean old men.
The good ones, then.
Okay, this is going to traumatize you, so I need you to sit down and steel yourself.
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I have no fucking clue. 🙂 I was too old and childless for the books, and while I sat through the movies, I did so while struggling to stay awake.… Read the rest “i need 2 know… which Harry Potter house are you in?”
Liking things I don’t like isn’t disqualifying. Because what you like doesn’t really matter to anyone.
And I’m not so much squicked as saddened. I mean, girl-butt is one of my favorite girl-parts, and a diaper just makes your ass look like a half-full garbage bag.… Read the rest “Is it disqualifying for a girl to like diapers? Not in a central way, but like, I know even you are squicked out by them 🙈”
Such is the power of my phrasing. I make girls fuzzy and melty.
Like cheese with a bit of mold growing on it.
Just a reminder that all the “you’re not a real submissive” talk you see online is pure, uncut bullshit. It’s broad-spectrum gaslighting, not an insight into the human condition.
I mean, look… I personally find the whole brat thing kind of exhausting, but big fucking deal.… Read the rest “Cranky Old Man Shit: “Real Submissives””
What she’s told.
And pray for mercy when she has to improvise.
