how old are you | Bedtime Stories for Broken Girls

I’m confused by your response to the last anon… What’s glowblob? Do you like bigger girls or not? Because the only girls I’ve been seeing on your blog are skinny.

Glowblob is a sentient sausage with pretty hair and the feeding habits of a malnourished wolverine. She’s quite something.

I like girls who make my dick hard, and that’s easier to do when they’re smaller. But I also like girls who do as they’re told, girls who sacrifice for me, and girls who fuel me.… Read the rest “I’m confused by your response to the last anon… What’s glowblob? Do you like bigger girls or not? Because the only girls I’ve been seeing on your blog are skinny.”

What is your favorite bedtime story to tell?

The one about the little girl who didn’t do as she was told and regretted it for the rest of her life.

What’s the likelihood of you ever using one of your broken followers?.. I know that I personally, would do just about anything for that opportunity.

100%.
That’s a bold statement.

What kind of girl am I that when I read your stories I just wanna punch you in the fucking nose 🧐 yet I’m still reading them

I guess it depends. Is it that you:

…are infuriated by my tone, but find the underlying ideas compelling? If so, you’re a Sensitive Pervert Girl.
…are incensed by the subject matter, but love the way I talk about it? If so, you’re an Arty Hypocrite Girl.

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You have no idea I even exist but I check back on your blog every day, sometimes twice a day, to see if you’ve got any new long stories..

My drafts folder has at least a half-dozen pieces in it that just need a little attention… you asked nicely, so I’ll try to give them some.

How can I be more pathetic, for you to notice me, and become one of your girls?

Take a few moments and think of the handful of things you’ve always told yourself you’d never do for a man. (Again.) The things that you scoff at other girls for doing. The things that would make your loved ones look at you and ask, “What’s wrong with you?”

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Question, do you punish your girls when they mess up? And if so, how do you punish them?

Every once in a while— on the odd occasion when they’re being lazy or exceptionally, profoundly stupid.

Mostly I’m just disappointed when they let me down. For a girl who wants to be good, that’s all the punishment you need.

…well, that and scolding.… Read the rest “Question, do you punish your girls when they mess up? And if so, how do you punish them?”

So to “ regular girls” you’re just nice an a gentleman? Are you a gentleman to your girls too?

I feel like “gentleman” might be an overstatement. I mean, I give strange women extra room on the elevator and hold doors for them, but it would seem unfair to lump me in with men who do that stuff without punching chicks in the face and calling them “disgusting cunts.”… Read the rest “So to “ regular girls” you’re just nice an a gentleman? Are you a gentleman to your girls too?”

Are most girls scared of you?

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

I don’t know any girls who are scared of me. I’m intimidating and persuasive and intermittently perceptive, but I’m not scary.

Honestly, the scariest thing about me is everything I see in you.

After a check-in from those who can speak more definitively to this topic, I have been informed:

If “scary” means worrying I might spontaneously ignite, explode with malevolent rage, and threaten someone’s existence, then no, I’m not scary at all.

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What do you do for aftercare?

That’s a question that demands more questions.

Who is she? What can she take? How much did she take? How tired are we? Am I feeling gross? Is she smelling gross? What night is it? Is The Magicians on tonight? Wait, when does The Expanse come back?… Read the rest “What do you do for aftercare?”