Beards, shoulders, back, beards, hands, beards. I don’t have a preference for cock size, but I do have a preference for beard size.
My beard comes in a range of sizes, from its current modest state, to —and I believe I have this quote correct— “something out of Greek mythology”. (Which I think meant I either looked like Agamemnon or the Minotaur… hard to say.)
I was thinking more Menelaus 😏
So now you have your answer, ladies.
I look like the second-biggest asshole in the Iliad.
Wait…. is Agamemnon the biggest?
I kinda feel like it’s somehow insulting to call you only the second… but… argh confused
It’s Paris, stupid.
Paris is the biggest asshole in stories he’s not even in.