Questions and Answers

What physical attributes turn you on in guys? Do you have a preference for cock size?

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Beards, shoulders, back, beards, hands, beards. I don’t have a preference for cock size, but I do have a preference for beard size.

My beard comes in a range of sizes, from its current modest state, to —and I believe I have this quote correct— “something out of Greek mythology”. (Which I think meant I either looked like Agamemnon or the Minotaur… hard to say.)

I was thinking more Menelaus 😏

So now you have your answer, ladies.

I look like the second-biggest asshole in the Iliad.

Wait…. is Agamemnon the biggest?

I kinda feel like it’s somehow insulting to call you only the second… but… argh confused

It’s Paris, stupid.

Paris is the biggest asshole in stories he’s not even in.