With the potential exception of returning to Canada, I don’t foresee leaving the States any time soon. I’m old and tired, so the next few meetings will involve the girls coming to me.

But don’t let the petty reality of my creaky vertebrae squash your dreams.… Read the rest “”

My 1999:

• Waitresses had been calling me “sir” for at least a few years at that point.
• My first gray hairs were sprouting.
• I was building a blogging engine for the BDSM community I operated. And migrating the whole community platform from a custom —and horrifically inefficient— flat-file XML database to a slightly faster Access backend.

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Anonymous asked:

Do your girls qualify as your partners then?

 They’re my family and my property.

So in terms of “partners”, let’s just say they’re minority shareholders.

Anonymous asked:

What happened???? Do you know why you got deleted?

I don’t know for sure —Tumblr doesn’t give you details when they nuke you— but it looks like a confluence of multiple things:

1. I posted a close-up of a bruise on Blossom’s butt.

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I had an answer to this queued for today, but that’s gone now, so…

I don’t have a single favorite memory. But I have a bunch of things that stand out.

1. Exploring the NOMA and discovering that Blossom is a dead-ringer for the cherubs and babies depicted in every Renaissance painting.

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