How was your day?
This was asked a few days ago, so I’m not sure. But chances are:
Two things:
If you want to examine the ugliest and/or weirdest parts of human behavior, and how that behavior —and your perception of it— can be manipulated in ways both subtle and ham-fisted, the various 90 Day Fiancé shows are essential viewing.
Annie & David: Yes, David is a giant prick when he’s drunk, but he dotes on her when he’s sober… and he damned well should, ‘cause Annie is the sweetest, sunniest angel on earth.… Read the rest “omg 90 day fiancé is like the worst most entertaining reality show!! who’s your favourite couple?”
You like things!!!
To name a few in no particular order: @nuclearnasty @bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls @illbeyourmaster @dgwwm @yourfavoritemeanbully @writhinginpassion @darlingcide
Love u guys thanks for the mushy brains
“Mushy” like cold porridge, or like a well-humped, slightly damp pillow?
“I’m scared.”
“That’s okay. Scoot your ass to the edge of the bed.”
“You’ve never—“
“Of course I haven’t.”
“You’ve always— you said it— you thought I was pretty. Down there.”
“I did.”
“But…”
“But.”
“Ah! It’s cold.”
“That’s okay, too.”… Read the rest “Have you ever fisted a girl? Could you write something about it please?”
I think she’s a sweet, sad, slow mom nearing forty who needs to be supervised and cared for by someone who sees her as more than a burden.
No teenager in history was ever as sexualized as Britney… if the video for …Baby One More Time didn’t do it, it’s a sure bet that those LaChapelle photos in Rolling Stone instantly created an entire generation of Dirty Old Men.… Read the rest “What do you think of Britney now and everything that’s going on with her?”
Ha ha, this is so funny! Imagine if I took it seriously!
I mean, imagine if I just told all these people exactly what I think of your body and countenance. If I went over every bump and lump and mole and hole and crevice and crease until I had mapped each inch of your inadequacy for the world’s edification.… Read the rest “*ahem ahem* none of those last couple anons were me but since we’re on the topic, do you think *i’m* pretty??? (this is just me being a goofball hope ur having a good day🌸)”
I was that guy, decades ago. The first time I spanked a girl with a belt, she had to practically beg for it… and I was still half-hearted about it. Tap, tap, tap. It was pathetic.
So if it’s any consolation, you never know… maybe you’ve already planted a seed in the mind of a guy who will someday grow into a me.… Read the rest “this guy i was planning on hooking up with just told me he could never hit a woman when i asked him to hit me??? what the hell i’m heartbroken, this happens way too often to me 🥺🥺😔😭”
Egad. I’m old, but I’m younger than that.
For the purposes of this ask, I’m defining “must-watch” as a movie that’s something other than great… it’s personal to me in some way.
